67551) Jokingly, my boyfriend told me to become bulimic. That made me consider starving myself and have before. He really has no idea how bad I feel and how insecure I am about my self.
When you take a sticker off something but the sticky shit doesn’t come off with it
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my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it
A Pizza Hut
Remember that time on Glee when Brittany wrote and sang a song about Santana’s pussy but then pretended it was about a cup?
“I’ve got you in the palm of my hand,
Wanna put something hot in you,
So hot that you can’t stand, you can’t stand.
Gonna take you to my lips,
Empty out every last drop,
So thirsty for what’s in you baby
That I can’t stop.”
Haha this
